Don't Be Fries

Have you ever thought that perhaps potatoes don't want to be fries? What if they could try not to be fries?

In this silly game, you get to be a potato on a jetpack. Dodge knives, cutters, and avoid falling into the deep fryer. One goal in mind: Don't be fries.

[Please note that it currently is still not optimal for mobile. It works, but it's not final. Also, you have to play horizontally.]